BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.... Sons, start blazing that ass' blog. That ass' blog is a subsidiary of Believe It Enterprises (BIE), a PR firm I founded in 2000. Currently, there are 15-20 members of BIE and each add their own degree of insanity and overall lunacy. Basically, the BIE structure is as follows...
Leadership
Founder, Spiritual Advisor - "Geef" (aka Tommy Jacobson, Knife, Night Thrasher Papondopoulus)
Chairman of the Board - "The Jew" (aka JTG)
CEO - "Dugan" (aka Doug E. Doug, Gandolf, Doug E. Fresh, Arthur, Dugan Arthur Dugan aka D.A.D)
Partners
"Santi" - Head of IR
"Ace" - Security, head of SR (steak relations), President of Chauncey Inc., a subsidiary of BIE
"Peltz" - Head of SR (Scottish relations), and NBR (Non-butt relations)
"Dot.com" - Head of PR (Potato-head relations) and FR (firecrotch relaions)
Our comany headquarters are located in "illmington" Delaware, the illest city on the eastern seaboard. Currently, we have offices operating in New York, Northern Pittsburgh (Cleveland), and Wilmington. Pictures and bios of current BIE members will be forthcoming, as will name origins, various "fest's" and our violently classified vernacular.
In addition, various information will be posted about our militant armed wing, Thug Relations "TR". These brutes are solely graduates of St. Elizabeth's High School in Wilmington, DE, a school known more for it's wastedness and thuggery than it's competence. Neverthelesss, they are a loyal pack of toothless cohorts who's goal is to punish those idiots who step to BIE, or TR. Sons, we love that ass'.
TR Leadership
"Poop"
"Machine"
"Lincovitch Wolski"
"Jerms" Forrester"
So stay tuned in that ass, cause joints will be blazed in the ill future...
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4 comments:
Oh. my. god.
anyone gainfully employed and associated with this has about a week before its leaked...i suggest damage control.
he leaked all over her face late night in the sack...
W T F!!!!!!
as head of SR, i supervise devasting raids upon others' abodes, places of sanctuary, credit card accounts, girlfriend's crotchals, and other miscellaneous locales and establishments. these brutal strikes are conducted in a furious and severe manner, usually leaving a wake of empty beer bottles, dazed survivors, disheveled apartments, and bruised dance floors. known areas of SR onslaughts have included, but not limited to; arlington, uptown, dewey, northeastern columbus, seamus' eugogly in conjunction with perturbed stream. SR's mission for conducting these furious torrents of social upheveal require a substantial aresenal, usually first demonstrated by trendy t-shirts, shining craniums, and gigantic lastissimus dorsi. SR believes in its duty to perform such ferocious pillaging & plundering with utmost conviction, and continues to fulfill the BIE purpose.
in addition, as head of NBR, the sole & exclusive mission is to promote the repute of a diminished posterior, as well as ending discrimination against those who have to use the 4th hole on a belt. NBR furthers the value of a nominal backside by encouraging those with robust gluteus maximuses not to ridicule, but to aid, in building stout asses for all, so one day everyone may experience the joys of not having to continually hold one's pants up.
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