Welcome in that ass...

BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.... Sons, start blazing that ass' blog. That ass' blog is a subsidiary of Believe It Enterprises (BIE), a PR firm I founded in 2000. Currently, there are 15-20 members of BIE and each add their own degree of insanity and overall lunacy. Basically, the BIE structure is as follows...

Leadership
Founder, Spiritual Advisor - "Geef" (aka Tommy Jacobson, Knife, Night Thrasher Papondopoulus)
Chairman of the Board - "The Jew" (aka JTG)
CEO - "Dugan" (aka Doug E. Doug, Gandolf, Doug E. Fresh, Arthur, Dugan Arthur Dugan aka D.A.D)

Partners
"Santi" - Head of IR
"Ace" - Security, head of SR (steak relations), President of Chauncey Inc., a subsidiary of BIE
"Peltz" - Head of SR (Scottish relations), and NBR (Non-butt relations)
"Dot.com" - Head of PR (Potato-head relations) and FR (firecrotch relaions)

Our comany headquarters are located in "illmington" Delaware, the illest city on the eastern seaboard. Currently, we have offices operating in New York, Northern Pittsburgh (Cleveland), and Wilmington. Pictures and bios of current BIE members will be forthcoming, as will name origins, various "fest's" and our violently classified vernacular.

In addition, various information will be posted about our militant armed wing, Thug Relations "TR". These brutes are solely graduates of St. Elizabeth's High School in Wilmington, DE, a school known more for it's wastedness and thuggery than it's competence. Neverthelesss, they are a loyal pack of toothless cohorts who's goal is to punish those idiots who step to BIE, or TR. Sons, we love that ass'.

TR Leadership
"Poop"
"Machine"
"Lincovitch Wolski"
"Jerms" Forrester"

So stay tuned in that ass, cause joints will be blazed in the ill future...