"We were blinded by the reflection of their heads" - Dot
In a violent display of brutal HR (horseshoe relations), Geef and JTG effectively renamed Gibson Court with a dizzying array of ringers, leaner's and devastating celebrations.
No team felt the wrath more than Team Glorified Puerto Ricans, who posted a putrid 0-5 record against the Q-Ball kids.
"We feel like the Turks at Thermopylae - bested by a superior race" - Peltz
The massacre began on Saturday and continued into the Sunday hours, with numerous opponents attempting to dethrone the champs. Close as they were, they inevitably all felt the cold sting of defeat.
"I don't understand. We were up 20-1. Before i knew it, Geef had 6 ringers, Jared had 5 leaner's and the next thing I knew they were violently celebrating. They were Gods." - Dugan
Much like the Spartans' victorious battle chants, Team Bald would humiliate slain opponents with celebrations that lasted for minutes, included fakes, high fives and stern hand shakes. The fans were enamored.
"I always knew Team Bald was the best at horseshoes. I never knew they were the ill celebrators" - Mrs. Lively
When asked their secret, Team Bald was right to the point.
"When your ethnicity invents sports, much less civilization, you have an inherent advantage against inferior peoples. It's just history, sons." - Geef
"We felt bad for those Chauncey's. We tried to employ the mercy rule, but asses kept trying to blaze us. Clearly, they were wasted...BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!" - JTG
"Oh yeah, i forgot...BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA" - Geef
Team bald will put their record on the line in the weeks to come. Any challengers are welcome.
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what is this, some sort of communist article??
informatin stemming from western cyprus is as credible as the english claiming dominion over the mothercounty. therefore, any cititaion to occurrences, persons, or quotations must thus be deemed unworthy of news value and the true record of events will be released from the head of SR, for it appears the author of this tainted article had 2 corona's and was violently wasted, thus disabling his comprehension of what was happening.
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