"We were blinded by the reflection of their heads" - Dot
In a violent display of brutal HR (
horseshoe relations),
Geef and
JTG effectively renamed Gibson Court with a dizzying array of ringers,
leaner's and devastating celebrations.
No team felt the wrath more than Team Glorified
Puerto Ricans, who posted a putrid 0-5 record against the Q-Ball kids.
"We feel like the Turks at Thermopylae - bested by a superior race" -
PeltzThe massacre began on Saturday and continued into the Sunday hours, with numerous opponents attempting to dethrone the champs. Close as they were, they
inevitably all felt the cold sting of defeat.
"I
don't understand. We were up 20-1. Before i knew it,
Geef had 6 ringers, Jared had 5
leaner's and the next thing I knew they were violently
celebrating. They were Gods." -
DuganMuch like the Spartans'
victorious battle chants, Team Bald would
humiliate slain opponents with celebrations that lasted for minutes, included fakes, high fives and stern hand shakes. The fans were enamored.
"I always knew Team Bald was the best at
horseshoes. I never knew they were the ill celebrators" - Mrs. Lively
When asked their secret, Team Bald was right to the point.
"When your ethnicity invents sports, much less
civilization, you have an
inherent advantage
against inferior peoples. It's just history, sons." -
Geef"We felt bad for those
Chauncey's. We tried to
employ the mercy rule, but asses kept trying to blaze us. Clearly, they were wasted...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!" -
JTG"Oh yeah, i forgot...
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA" -
GeefTeam bald will put their record on the line in the weeks to come. Any challengers are welcome.